“Caveat Emptor” – ER Style
by A. Magiluna Stormwriter
“Don't drip coffee grounds on a freaky gondolier.”
I stared at my lover, amused and concerned. “You don't say.”
“Fake Canadian dude hooked up a duck walk on the riverfront.”
“Really, hon? And how was the rest of your day?” I asked, trying not to upset her.
She blinked owlishly at me. “It's raining on the big screen and your socks are on fire when the cat's in the oven.”
I couldn't help the laughter then, despite her serious look.
“You never struck me as a Trekkie, Sandy,” she growled impotently.
God, I loved Kerry coming down off laughing gas.