“Caveat Emptor” – ER Style
by A. Magiluna Stormwriter
stormwriter@shatterstorm.net

“Don't drip coffee grounds on a freaky gondolier.”

I stared at my lover, amused and concerned. “You don't say.”

“Fake Canadian dude hooked up a duck walk on the riverfront.”

“Really, hon? And how was the rest of your day?” I asked, trying not to upset her.

She blinked owlishly at me. “It's raining on the big screen and your socks are on fire when the cat's in the oven.”

I couldn't help the laughter then, despite her serious look.

“You never struck me as a Trekkie, Sandy,” she growled impotently.

God, I loved Kerry coming down off laughing gas.

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