Title: What A Drip
Author: John O'Connor
Rating: PG-13 at worst.
Pairings: Sam and Janet.
Category: Established relationship.
Disclaimer: Stargate SG-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands. No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author.
Summary: Janet is propositioned.
Note: In answer to Shatterpath's first 5-word challenge. (To use drip, freaky, hooked up, duck walk and fake in a short story.)
"What a drip!" Janet exclaimed.
"He was a little freaky," Sam agreed.
"He wanted to get hooked up! Even after I told him I was involved with someone."
"The nerve. And from someone who has a duck walk," Sam laughed.
"It's gotta be a fake. No one walks like that unless her panties are around her ankles," Janet said, wiggling her eyebrows suggestively.
"Is that a suggestion?" Sam asked.
In a breathy voice, the doctor answered, "Yes."